Hello all! I’m not going to tell you my name because it’s probably in big bold letters just above this paragraph. (Just in case, my name is Alex Hargrave.) I enjoy speaking my mind and getting away with saying whatever I want because it’s considered funny. I am known for my honesty and for having opinions that age like warm grapes.

I typically write about ridiculous, unintelligent, or maddening topics, and I genuinely enjoy writing. In general, I’m tired, angry, and generally bored, and I use the newspaper as an outlet to complain about things.